Aforismi

The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a Dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. -Charles Bokowski
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to - Ambrose Bierce
All I ask is the chance to prove that money cannot make me happy. -Lauris
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - La Rouchefoucauld
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. - Unknown
Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. - ''
Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else. - ''
Talk is cheap, unless you hire a lawyer. ''
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